1. When people confuse similes with metaphors. Not everything is a metaphor. You cunt.
2. The fact that everything is now licking out Twitter. Did you hear? Marketing says that Status Updates are the new cool thing! You cunt.
3. Ugly animals - like the proboscis monkey. That monkey is a fucking retard. You cunt.
4. People that think everything is 'going to be fine'. It isn't. The world will run out of oil in 2050, and then resort to chaos. Renewable energy sources only make up 2% of the world's energy and oil is a large part of food production, therefore most of the world's population will die. You cunt.
5. People that slam doors for dramatic effect. You are a melodramatic prick. You cunt.
6. People that don't know how to be nice. You... bitch.
-BASTARD WISHER
2. The fact that everything is now licking out Twitter. Did you hear? Marketing says that Status Updates are the new cool thing! You cunt.
3. Ugly animals - like the proboscis monkey. That monkey is a fucking retard. You cunt.
4. People that think everything is 'going to be fine'. It isn't. The world will run out of oil in 2050, and then resort to chaos. Renewable energy sources only make up 2% of the world's energy and oil is a large part of food production, therefore most of the world's population will die. You cunt.
5. People that slam doors for dramatic effect. You are a melodramatic prick. You cunt.
6. People that don't know how to be nice. You... bitch.
-BASTARD WISHER
4 comments:
THE PROBOSCIS MONKEY SUCKS I FUCKING HATE IT
fucking ballsack nose fucker
Awful.
world gonna end in 2012
i will be 21 you will be 1000
soooooo start smoking heroin in 2011, and you probably won't have to pay back your student loan either
:)
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