Screamo + Crunk
Woah. Just, woah. This is exceptionally, powerfully... no adjectives really. None. Imagine the two most Nazi-ish, 100% cunt values of two people you hate more than life -- i.e. the narcisstic emo PRICK that is still clinging to myspace because it made him feel... something, and the utterly braindead G-Staw Raw shopper that actually, physically gets excited when Soulja Boy drops, here, now, in 2009. This is illustrated with stunningly depressing perfection by a band I don't even get the name of, it's unpronouncable. Something like brokeNCYDE (??) which looks a bit like broken CLYDE, except there's no 'L'. Listen to them here, and then die. It will take your breath away.
New Folk
Oh Em Eff Gee! Your new track SO sounds like a t-mobile advert circa 2006! It sounds so sweet like romantic holidays in portugal, but has this really rural, damaged feel to it because of the glottal stops? Or (alternatively) because you sound posher than you are in reality which is really charming and twee like a knitted sweater from your grandma that itches but you wear it anyway because you love her? Get over folk, for fuck's sake. You never really liked it anyway.
Budget Electro
You know the type. Two guys that first heard Alice Practice last month, made a flashing GIF of them moving their legs diagonally to a neon pink and green background, downloaded Massive and thought they could create basslines overnight. Probably a few pictures of wolves on their photos.
S
Woah. Just, woah. This is exceptionally, powerfully... no adjectives really. None. Imagine the two most Nazi-ish, 100% cunt values of two people you hate more than life -- i.e. the narcisstic emo PRICK that is still clinging to myspace because it made him feel... something, and the utterly braindead G-Staw Raw shopper that actually, physically gets excited when Soulja Boy drops, here, now, in 2009. This is illustrated with stunningly depressing perfection by a band I don't even get the name of, it's unpronouncable. Something like brokeNCYDE (??) which looks a bit like broken CLYDE, except there's no 'L'. Listen to them here, and then die. It will take your breath away.
New Folk
Oh Em Eff Gee! Your new track SO sounds like a t-mobile advert circa 2006! It sounds so sweet like romantic holidays in portugal, but has this really rural, damaged feel to it because of the glottal stops? Or (alternatively) because you sound posher than you are in reality which is really charming and twee like a knitted sweater from your grandma that itches but you wear it anyway because you love her? Get over folk, for fuck's sake. You never really liked it anyway.
Budget Electro
You know the type. Two guys that first heard Alice Practice last month, made a flashing GIF of them moving their legs diagonally to a neon pink and green background, downloaded Massive and thought they could create basslines overnight. Probably a few pictures of wolves on their photos.
S
1 comment:
scrunk. what a fucking genre.
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