Monday 2 February 2009

don't wear boots girls, boots are shit



churning this out before i go out. briefly, girls, don't wear boots, boots suck pus cock. chances are you have a pair of murky, post-Ugg boots that are brown and clash with everything. jack that shit in! i know it was fucking SNOW DAY today and everything, but i don't need to see how little effort you can put in for morning lectures/ et al et al. take leaves out of VivGirls' books -- nice moccasins, subtle pumps, sneakers, heels, brogues, whatever dude! just don't bore me with this shit.

S

p.s. if you are hot and you wear sneakers with panache you will get laid and also might get a boyfriend that doesnt stab you to death from sheer passive aggressive boredom. true story.

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