The Toenail Clippings I keep Under the Bed near your Swimming Bikini

happy JAmes! glad to see you cunt. Let me describe the dream I had. It was something along the lines of everything you ever needed to know was a metaphysical concept but you were a very workaholic scientific scientist with acne and you didnt think metaphysicals was anything like a munterfucking good idea, so you left it, even though in regular cicumstances you wouldntve done. THAT looped over and over until you wake up. That's what i dreamt.

I've had some other ideas - im gonna (or i might) draw little cute boy bIro illustrations when i do record reviews, if i do record reviews on this. it's reallly entirely up to me...
<------------------------------------------------ Persian Carpets! are still the bee's tits. ----------


I didn't get a job at a charity fundraiser also, so FUCK CHARITY FUNDRAISERS to the devils grave.........................................

When I was in primary school a child called Damien put stones in the water fountains so we couldnt drink.

HOW CRUEL IS LIFE

this is a list of what is really freakcing cool:

the colour black, in a triple-irony way.

bandnames that are as simple as possible, so that people remember them , also (for bonus points) featuring the word 'black'( i do actually quite like this trend. or do i?)

monochrome (since it couldve ONLY gone one way, and now that the only people that use the word 'rave' in a non-everyday, i'm genuinely excited way, or like '''''''neon'''''''''' in their still-active myspace (notice that myspace = colors, facebook = monochrome - people are much more prepared to settle for less, for subtlety, if they think its the right thing to do))

basically, if you think those new American Apparel adverts are too cool, you should get a life miss.

ANYWAY this is all a load of shit, and this load of shit couldve been told to you, a lump of shit, from any other blog in the webniverse. American Apparel are good to accentuate, no? anyway, all that matters is that you are as fucking punk as possible, because I predict a genuine punk rebirth under the water ---------- think about it ---------- think about how excited you got listening to PRE, Test Icicles, Cheerleader Camp and all those other horrible bands with no energy to stand but plenty to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fall down. and play chords n shit. The main thing to take away from this is that while the genre doesnt really mean shit, its only a matter of time before the punkness of punk comes to haunt you

p.s. blogs are well fucking punk

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