now that mister lovely easter egg obama is properly the president, it's maybe time for us British island people to realise that no matter how much we loved him, we didn't actually vote for him (that was in our minds).
so who have we got? ...a load of old pervs. really smelly guys that like turkey baste rubbed on their dicks before intercourse with their sighing wives, absolute bloaters and people like that acid-breath maths teacher in school that used to lean over your desk and melt yr face. take your fucking pick.
the UK parliament is basically made up of those cunts that had floppy side-hair and "decided to take debating further", so you can't expect much personality from these punch bags. I saw a thing on MySpastic that said "Do You Like Gordon Brown?" and then yes/no buttons, and although probably few people that saw it clicked on it, i'm more interested in the percentage of people that didn't even make up their minds in their head, such is the absolute meh-ness of the entirety of UK politics. Cameron is like a guy that tries really feebly to rape your girlfriend in an alley with the tiniest bit of ketamine in her drink, and then you beat him to death. Nick Clegg (who? yeah.. um, wiki?) is just a pussy. he first got drunk when he was 26. probably.
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so who have we got? ...a load of old pervs. really smelly guys that like turkey baste rubbed on their dicks before intercourse with their sighing wives, absolute bloaters and people like that acid-breath maths teacher in school that used to lean over your desk and melt yr face. take your fucking pick.
the UK parliament is basically made up of those cunts that had floppy side-hair and "decided to take debating further", so you can't expect much personality from these punch bags. I saw a thing on MySpastic that said "Do You Like Gordon Brown?" and then yes/no buttons, and although probably few people that saw it clicked on it, i'm more interested in the percentage of people that didn't even make up their minds in their head, such is the absolute meh-ness of the entirety of UK politics. Cameron is like a guy that tries really feebly to rape your girlfriend in an alley with the tiniest bit of ketamine in her drink, and then you beat him to death. Nick Clegg (who? yeah.. um, wiki?) is just a pussy. he first got drunk when he was 26. probably.
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"the UK parliament is basically made up of those cunts that had floppy side-hair and "decided to take debating further"
quite genius.
very thanks love!
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