by far the best band ever since you died in a car crash is the stunningly fucking zashily named CRACK UND ULTRA ECZEMA. YES. YES. I WON.
yet another stupidly perfect band from the country le france, which has bike riding as a main sport or some shit.
noisy as the milkman in the morning when he's pissed and found out but a few hours beforehand that his bitch of a wife was cheating on him, and then started smashing all the milk bottles sequentially (WHILST CRYING), even if you dont love the noise like it was yr only dad, Crack Und come up with the universal goods in their toasty bliss package call-ed """"A Way to Enjoy!"""", which sounds like the kind of thing you could stack shampoo bottles on a windowsill to. consisting of eric le sauveur d'entre les morts, julie la pute, samir cheb samir, bisoubisou, the band really are worth their salt, with their post-clap yr hands say yeah whine-vox, gorgeous college grunge riffoons and songy song city!
DIE
Andrew ApplÉs
pasta time!